Major Mash
Price:
$9.99
Meet Major Mash — the only tactical potato brave enough to lead missions… while doing absolutely nothing. Expert in strategic lounging, high-level peeling, and giving orders nobody asked for. He’s 100% starch, 0% accountability, and somehow still outranks you.
Stick him on your gear if you like being reminded that even a root vegetable can outrank you—and look way cooler doing it.
- 3 inch PVC patch.
- Includes hook fastener backing.
- Imported.
