Ride The Lightning
Price:
$9.99
Because nothing says “I make great life choices” like proudly wearing a tribute to handheld electroshock therapy. Featuring a taser and the phrase "RIDE THE LIGHTNING"—subtle as a brick to the face—it’s perfect for those whose conflict resolution style involves squealing, twitching, and a strong smell of regret.
- 3 inch PVC Patch.
- Hook fastener sewn on back.
- Imported.
